JOBS
Like any good operation we're looking for a few rock-stars to join our team. Our corporate culture prides itself on afternoon naps, lazy spins around the lake, and nerding out on the lastest sci-fi flick. The pay is low, but the alcohol and lawn games are free.
If interested, please submit your qualifications and requirements to the Contact Us form in the footer below.
HEAD BOUNCER
Responsibilities:- Keeping unruly family members in line with tact and diplomacy.
- Ensuring that all guests are suitably "dressed to impress".
- Keeping over inebriated guests from soiling the carpet and/or Isabelle's wedding shoes.
- At least 5 years putting up with generally mouthy individuals.
- Suitably impressive mass to intimidate without speaking a word.
- A look that will make grandmother wither.
DANCING QUEEN
Responsibilities:- Getting the dance party started early and vigorously.
- Helping the more timid guests find their inner John Travolta.
- Teaching the kids what's hot in the clubs these days.
Qualifications:
- Groove and rhythm.
- No shame.
- An obsession with all things So You Think You Can Dance and
- YouTube dance tutorials.
- A willingness to try new things and dance with new partners.
TASTE TESTER
Responsibilities:- Ensuring the highest quality cocktails and food.
Qualifications:
- You're hungry.
- People often refer to you as a "food snob" or "foodie".
- You've never met a morsel you didn't like.